I'm sorry, Star*buc*ks............

It's not you, it's me..............

I have loved our time together, I truly have........

Sometimes, you were the only one that could put a smile on my face.............

You filled a void........................

But now we are done...............

Yes, there is someone new..............

Don't worry, you will be fine...........There are so many people addicted to your love.........people with larger purses than me.........people with finer tastes than me.................

I hope we can still be friends...............you know, an occasional hook up here or there will be fine........

But I have to move on..............

I'm sorry, Star*buc*ks........I'd like for you to meet my new love................



And thanks to our matchmaker (aka Bed, Bath & Beyond "gift card")

So, Santa, If you are reading this..........You can take that one off the list.........You know, the list that includes a grill, a flip, a MAC laptop, and an Iphone............